Dear Rob


Oh, God love you. Sixteen years old and slightly overweight, you truly believe your spiky hairdo and baggy jeans make you the most rebellious kid in Bromley. How wrong you are. Stop hanging around with the skaters at the ramp, read more good books, watch less TV, turn off that miserable music and start having some fun. Unfortunately for you (although you don't see it like that at the moment), 16 will pass you by much quicker than you think! As will 18, and 21...

So. Enjoy it while it lasts. And revise for your Philosophy exam, you idiot! It might just pave the way to Oxford...

Lots of love, be safe, see you soon,

Rob (Age 24 + 3/4)